BEL MOONEY: A stroke’s turned my husband into a vile monster

Dear Bel, I am at my wits’ end and do not know how to deal with my husband since his stroke last year. While he denies his minor physical issues are due to the stroke, the real problem lies with his personality. The stroke caused damage to the part of the brain which governs ‘executive … Read more

London’s Hyde Park would be turned into a MORGUE under worst-case scenario coronavirus plans

London’s Hyde Park would be turned into a morgue if the killer coronavirus outbreak escalates in the UK, under worst-case scenario plans. Nickie Aiken, Conservative MP for the Cities of London and Westminster, confirmed the royal park has emergency plans in place to store human corpses. The Government has an array of procedures in case of … Read more

Mother-of-four is dubbed ‘Worzel Gummidge’ after fake tan disaster turned her orange for three days

Mother-of-four is banned from school gates by her embarrassed children and dubbed ‘Worzel Gummidge’ by friends after fake tan disaster turned her orange for three days The disaster happened when Janice Evans used St Moriz Darker Than Dark lotion She used a darker shade than usual that didn’t fade despite numerous showers  Jon Pertwee and … Read more

MARTIN SAMUEL: Maria Sharapova turned in some Oscar-worthy performances in her time

MARTIN SAMUEL: Maria Sharapova produced one final Oscar-worthy performance in her retirement video… but it was pretty much goodbye to elite standard tennis as soon as she said farewell to meldonium Maria Sharapova announced she was ‘saying goodbye’ to tennis at the age of 32 The five-time Grand Slam champion has provided some Oscar-worthy moments  … Read more

Cruise ship carrying 6,100 turned away from two ports over coronavirus

Coronavirus fears have been raised on board a new cruise ship after it was blocked from docking in Jamaica because a member of its crew was sick. The MSC Meraviglia, which is carrying more than 4,500 passengers and 1,600 crew from Miami, was barred from making port in Ocho Rios on Tuesday when officials discovered … Read more

How the Dior runway turned into the woke catwalk

Welcome to the woke-walk! How the Dior runway was adorned with radical feminist slogans including ‘we are clitoridian women’ a day after Harvey Weinstein’s conviction The Dior catwalk transformed into the ultimate path to female solidarity Models stormed the runway, illuminated against a series of feminist slogans  ‘We are all clitoridian women’, referencing feminist Carla … Read more