PM is reviewing role of toothless Whitehall watchdog Acoba

There’s a sneaky plot afoot to knacker a watchdog already lacking any bark or bite, I can reveal. The Advisory Committee on Business Appointments (Acoba) – known here as the Advisers for Cashing-In and Brazen Avarice – has gained an unhealthy reputation for rubber-stamping departing Ministers’ new paydays as they sell their inside knowledge to … Read more

Investigate ‘toothless’ FCA over Woodford failures, campaigners urge

The City watchdog is facing a furious backlash over its handling of the Neil Woodford savings scandal. As the disgraced fund manager prepares to make an audacious comeback, the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) has been accused of ‘dragging its feet’ over its investigation into the implosion of his investment empire. And campaigners, MPs and peers … Read more

Police Federation boss slams ‘toothless tiger’ Covid laws

A police federation boss has slammed ‘toothless tiger’ Covid laws and said there is ‘no way’ officers will be knocking on doors to catch Christmas rule breakers as Tier 4 officers have ruled out road blocks.  Ken Marsh, chairman of the Metropolitan Police Federation said there is ‘no way’ officers will be knocking on doors of … Read more

Woman, 39, claims gastric bypass left her TOOTHLESS

A middle aged woman has told how she has been left toothless following a gastric bypass. Alice Ballinger, 39, from Malton, North Yorkshire, was prompted to undergo weight loss surgery by her GP after tipping the scales a 22st 4lbs. But the former data analyst found her health rapidly declined after her stomach was sectioned … Read more

Liz Truss faces revolt over ‘toothless’ Brexit deal

International Trade Secretary Liz Truss faces new revolt on ‘toothless’ food watchdog as pressure mounts over post-Brexit trade deal International Trade Secretary Liz Truss plans to secure food standards for the UK Peers in the House of Lords wish to be able to have an input on food standards  Liz Truss would wish that food … Read more

Woman was left TOOTHLESS after her toothache turned out to be cancer

A woman has been left toothless and unable to open her mouth more than a centimeter, after the toothache dentists dismissed turned out to be cancer.  Student Nicole Kowalski, 28, from Los Angeles, was left with life-changing alterations to her face after she was diagnosed with salivary gland cancer in 2018.  She had been complaining of … Read more

Palaeontology: Bizarre, parrot-like toothless two-fingered dinosaur unearthed in the Gobi Desert 

Bizarre new species of toothless two-fingered dinosaur that looked like a giant parrot and lived 68 million years ago is unearthed in the Gobi Desert Researchers from Edinburgh have named the new species Oksoko avarsan It would have grown to around 6.5 feet in length and sported feathers and a beak Most members of its genus … Read more

Liz Truss must beef up ‘toothless’ new trade body

Liz Truss must beef up ‘toothless’ new trade body to avoid ‘selling out’ British farmers in the rush to secure post-Brexit deals, campaigners warn People think there is ‘limited protection against cheap, low-quality food imports’ The advisory body trade and agriculture commission was launched last month There have also been protests that the commission will not … Read more

Vulnerable problem gamblers are being failed by a toothless regulator, scathing report warns 

Vulnerable problem gamblers are being failed by a toothless, weak and out-of-date regulator, scathing report warns Gambling Commission is slammed for failing vulnerable gamblers in report  Commons public accounts committee said the body was slow to react to issues  Committee chair Meg Hillier said body was ‘toothless’ and called for overhaul By Chris Brooke for … Read more

BBC Radio 4’s Today programme demotes editor to ‘toothless’ new ‘executive’ role

The Today programme – BBC Radio 4’s flagship show – has demoted its editor position to a ‘toothless’ new ‘executive’ role with less power to set the news agenda. BBC bosses are also planning to cut the number of live political interviews on the programme as part of the corporation’s plan to save £80 million. … Read more