Chef demonstrates surreal chopping skills in hilarious spoof cookery video

Chef demonstrates surreal chopping skills in hilarious spoof cookery video

  • Internet sensation You Suck At Cooking shows new ways of cutting vegetables
  • He turns Brussels sprouts into peas and a pumpkin into oranges in the video
  • The YouTuber also creates peanut butter from a handful of the nuts with his bare hands

An internet chef has improved on the tried and tested method of chopping vegetables in a hilarious video.

You Suck At Cooking is a YouTube account created by an unnamed individual which aims to help people create incredible dishes through simple videos and dead pan humour.

His latest video, 41 Quick Food Tricks, demonstrates spoof methods for cutting vegetables.

He then waves his hands and as if by magic the onion appears to have been chopped

You Suck At Cooking uses video editing to make it look like his hands can magically dice an onion without even touching it

You Suck At Cooking holds a handful of peanuts he needs to turn into peanut butter for his recipe

By rubbing his hands together it seems like the YouTuber has created peanutbutter

The content creator needs peanut butter for this recipe and appears to simply grind a handful of peanuts into the paste

One example sees the chef drop a pumpkin on his foot which explodes into a handful of oranges.

Another sees him turn a cabbage into Brussels sprouts which he then throws against a wall to turn into peas. He then stamps his hand on them to create a green powder.

At one point in the video the narrator says: ‘you’re going to need a leek’ and places one on a chopping board – before a trickle of water runs out from one end of the vegetable.

The video from March 26 recently re-emerged and has 1,184,295 views on YouTube and 89,000 like ratings. Part of the fun of You Suck At Cooking is the comments left by his fans who join in with the jokes.

The YouTube chef starts with a cabbage that he wants to downsize by hitting it onto a chopping board

He takes brussel sprouts and throws them at the wall to change them into peas

You Suck At Cooking grabs a cabbage and slams it on the chopping board to change it into brussel sprouts. he then throws these at the wall the transform those into peas

At one point the narrator says 'we'll smash up some broccoli' and is seen smashing a fist into an entire broccoli which magically splits into bitesize pieces

At one point the narrator says ‘we’ll smash up some broccoli’ and is seen smashing a fist into an entire broccoli which magically splits into bitesize pieces

On this video, viewer Cranjis McBasketball posted: ‘I accidentally spilled holy water on my haunted knife. It just doesn’t dice onions like it used to.’

You Suck At Cooking joined YouTube on December 21, 2014 and has over two million subscribers.

He previously posted another spoof video to Twitter where he explained ‘how to make toilet paper.’

He is seen tossing a kitchen roll at a wall which splits into three loo rolls on impact.

The online chef also brought out a cookbook last year that captures the same comedy found in his videos.