RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: So much for getting out of jail… we are on parole and wearing ankle tags 

Mass vaccination was supposed to be our get-out-of-jail-free card. We should be so lucky. Despite the fact that Britain’s rapid inoculation programme has been a spectacular success, the Government is taking no chances. The parole board is having second thoughts. We’re not so much getting out of jail free as being released on licence, wearing … Read more

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: We are taken for April Fools every day! 

We’ve come a long way since the Spaghetti Harvest spoof. On April 1, 1957, the BBC’s Panorama programme broadcast a report which claimed pasta grew on trees. It is widely considered to be the best April Fool’s stunt of all time. Complete with an authoritative voiceover from the respected journalist Richard Dimbleby, this elaborate hoax … Read more

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: We are the Self-Vaccination Society… so let’s grab The Italian Jab! 

No one should be surprised at the shameful behaviour of Eurocrats over the corona vaccine. They were always going to revert to type. Some of us have been telling you for decades that the European Union is a corrupt, incompetent, anti-democratic protection racket. That’s partly why 17.4 million voted Leave in 2016. After the EU’s … Read more

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Priti Patel’s plan to tackle migrants crossing the Channel illegally

Priti Flamingo’s radical plan to disperse to a third country thousands of migrants crossing the Channel illegally has already started to unravel. The Home Secretary wants the claims of asylum seekers arriving here by dinghy or in the back of a lorry to be processed outside mainland Britain. Yesterday, however, she suffered a setback when … Read more

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: The Left is using a rift in the Royals to launch an assault on the British press

On an official visit to a school in East London, the Duke of Cambridge is ambushed by reporters desperate for a reaction to damaging allegations made by the Markles in their interview with Oprah Winfrey. ‘Is the Royal Family a racist family, sir?’ hollers one of the media pack, to the visible discomfort of a … Read more

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: It’s doors to manual and welcome aboard Heir Force One

As if Her Maj hadn’t got enough to contend with at the moment, the Government has just announced that it is selling off the Queen’s Flight. Her entire fleet of planes is going under the hammer to save money. For the first time in her 69-year reign, she will have to fly commercial or borrow … Read more

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Let’s turn Britain into a giant Freeport, Rishi 

Rishi is continuing to dole out largesse like there’s no tomorrow. Yet still it’s not enough for some people. He is pictured above with the Prime Minister on a visit to Teesport yesterday My old mate Ron Todd, who used to run the Transport and General Workers’ Union, would grumble that no matter how good … Read more

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Trigger Warning – this column may contain opinions that DON’T offend you

Thanks for all your kind words about my Saturday Essay and the Mail’s brilliant investigation into the Scotland Yard Paedos In High Places scandal. We mustn’t forget the monstrous collateral damage inflicted by the thuggery of Operation Midland. Not least the young couple whose only ‘crime’ was to live in a flat above the falsely … Read more

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: How long before BLM pull down Sir Tom Moore’s statue? 

Disgraceful attempts to tarnish Captain Tom’s memory have already taken place from a Church of England clergyman Erecting a statue to honour Captain Sir Tom Moore might be tempting fate. I’d give it no more than a week before it would be attacked by Black Lives Matter headbangers. As millions of people turned out on … Read more